It was amazing. Everything I was looking for in a game was here. It had action and teammate that challenged my mind and tested my abilities. I looked forward to playing it everyday. I would spend all day playing and it would never get boring. I spent thousands of dollars improving my pc, making it a living beast. I developed relationships with all the biggest traders, creating the best inventory anyone could have. I even managed to climb my way to the top of the ranks, reaching levels higher than the pros, making even KennyS fear my awping abilities. Everything was perfect. I didn't need real friends or even the touch of a woman. All I needed was CSGO. I was finally happy. But one day, I turned on my pc to see a message from an unknown user. He told me he needed something. I asked him what he needed. He said... "I need about tree fitty..."

It was about at this time that I realised that my computer was a nine story tall crustacean from the paleolithic era... That godd.amn lockness monster had gone and tricked me again...

It was amazing. Everything I was looking for in a game was here. It had action and teammate that challenged my mind and tested my abilities. I looked forward to playing it everyday. I would spend all day playing and it would never get boring. I spent thousands of dollars improving my pc, making it a living beast. I developed relationships with all the biggest traders, creating the best inventory anyone could have. I even managed to climb my way to the top of the ranks, reaching levels higher than the pros, making even KennyS fear my awping abilities. Everything was perfect. I didn't need real friends or even the touch of a woman. All I needed was CSGO. I was finally happy. But one day, I turned on my pc to see a message from an unknown user. He told me he needed something. I asked him what he needed. He said... "I need about tree fitty..." It was about at this time that I realised that my computer was a nine story tall crustacean from the paleolithic era... That godd.amn lockness monster had gone and tricked me again...