Militarized Assault Homoweapon
Roland   Atlanta, Georgia, United States
Level
47
Steam Grand Prix 2019
9,000 XP
 
 
me here, I play games. That's it, really. That's actually all I do. Seriously. That's it.
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Badges  23
Games  582
Inventory   
Screenshots  62
Videos  3
Workshop Items  1
Reviews  8
Groups  4
Drenched Panties
13 Members
Team Danklage
10 Members
Banned from Vinesauce
30 Members
Friends  57
122
sex goku
In-Game
ANEURISM IV
121
Drink Pepsi
Offline
100
Dead Weight
Offline
91
Jacklefrackle
Online
78
sishen
In-Game
HELLDIVERS™ 2
67
Morgan
Offline
Game Collector
582
Games Owned
575
DLC Owned
8
Reviews
630
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+5,308
5,314
Achievements
3
Perfect Games
24%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Favorite Game
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
201
Hours played
68
Achievements
Achievement Progress   68 of 132
+63
Review 1
Badge Collector
23
Total Badges Earned
Recent Activity
31.2 hours past 2 weeks
83 hrs on record
last played on 20 Apr
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
Achievement Progress   1 of 50
17.4 hrs on record
last played on 17 Apr
Balatro
Achievement Progress   18 of 31
+13
0.7 hrs on record
last played on 16 Apr
Minutescape
Achievement Progress   6 of 16
Comments
[TW]govt assigned gf 6 Jan, 2021 @ 10:50am 
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Stattikk 13 Aug, 2017 @ 10:20am 
Just me and my 💕pope💕, hanging out and I got pretty zealous🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something great 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me a 💦crusade!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 Saracens! 💦 Muslims!💦 dead by my hand💦 😍 It makes 💘God💘 😊happy😊 to claim the holy land... 💕💦😫DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! 😫💦💕 1 crusade💦, 2 crusades💦💦, 3 crusades💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘God's💘 👑judgment 👑going off to war! 💟 It makes me feel Holy💗!It makes me feel good 💜! 💘💘💘It makes me feel everything a pious man should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
hamboner 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:44pm 
dudde si so neat thjat you came otut thw ecloset! sorry om only in spoainish too. kewep seipping dsickls/ stya cooopm,
l;opv,
youyre pal clabve
Stattikk 25 Jul, 2017 @ 8:31pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
hamboner 25 Jul, 2017 @ 8:19pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Stattikk 9 Feb, 2017 @ 8:29pm 
-Rep Left a smelling hot log on my front porch that I then proceded to slip and fall on breaking my neck and confining me to a wheelchair for the rest of my life