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> we like to get kinky anyways
> one night things get particularly saucy
> i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
> wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
> i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
> ohshitohshitohshitohshit
> i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
> she's still bleeding everywhere
> by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
> oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
> storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
> he takes one look at her and says
> "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
> "WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"
> "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
> mfw
1)Sim, 2 cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico.
2)Não, não é comum o preservativo ser largo. Não existe tamanho extra pequeno, o tamanho é único.
3)Ainda que 2 cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte .
4)Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de toque, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista .
5)O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo ,pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;
6) Nós ainda não possuímos uma central de atendimento para pessoas que querem efectuar a troca de sexo, mas temos um contacto bom.
Estamos à disposição para qualquer dúvida.