MayaWowzers
canadian geography nerd ♪♫   Charlestown, Saint John Figtree, St. Kitts and Nevis
 
 
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Quick FAQ:

Q: You're a moron.
A: That's not a question...

Q: Are you gay?
A: Who isn't?

Q: I hate you.
A: Again, not a question.

Q: Die.
A: Working on it.

Q: *Cough cough*
A: Have you gone to a doctor yet?

Q: Why do you have so many hentai games?
A: Animu tiddy.

Q: Would you like to buy drugs?
A: I have no money to buy drugs with.

Q: ACHOO!!
A: Bless you.

Q: 69
A: Nice.

Q: Why do you have so many friends but only talk to few of them?
A: I collect friends.

Q: Who are you?
A: Good question.

Q: Why are you in my home?
A: Another terrific question.

Q: Are you going to kill me?
A: Depends.

Q: Are you really from *insert country or territory here*?
A: I'm legally not allowed to answer this question.

Q: Why are you running?
A: [REDACTED]

Q: Why are you & your friends degenerates with 13 collective brain cells?
A: Let's just say we're special...

Q: How much money have you even spent during your many years on steam?
A: Too much...

That is all. Good bye.
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Perfect Finland Run, 23-06-16 Daily | Citroën C3 R5 | DiRT Rally 2.0
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Subaru Legacy RS, Australia (3/5)
Fixing A Hole - The Beatles
I'm fixing a hole, where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wondering
Where it will go~

I'm filling the cracks, that ran through the door
And kept my mind from wondering
Where it will go~

And it really doesn't matter
If I'm wrong I'm right
Where I belong I'm right
Where I belong~

See the people standing there
Who disagree, and never win
And wonder why they don't get in my door~

I'm painting the room, in a colourful way
And when my mind is wondering
There I will go~

[Instrument break]

And it really doesn't matter
If I'm wrong I'm right
Where I belong I'm right
Where I belong~

Silly people run around
They worry me, and never ask me
Why they don't get past my door

I'm taking the time, for a number of things
That weren't important yesterday
And I still go~
Ooh ooh ooh ah ah~

I'm fixing a hole, where the rain gets in
Stops my mind from wondering
Where it will go~
Where it will go~
I'm fixing a hole, where the rain gets in
Stops my mind from wondering
Where it will go~
Sunny Days - Lighthouse
Sittin' stoned alone in my backyard
Askin' myself "Why should I work so hard?"
Sittin' dreamin' 'bout the days to come
Half-undressed just soakin' up the sun~

Sittin' here, I hope I don't get fried
Two years ago y'know I almost died
And yet, there's nothin' better for your soul
Than lyin' in the sun and listenin' to rock and roll~

Sunny days~
Ohhh~ sunny, sunny, sunny days~
Ain't nothin' better in the world, you know
Than lyin' in the sun with your radio~
Sunny days~
Ohhh~ sunny, sunny, sunny days~
Ain't nothin' better in the world, you know
Than lyin' in the sun with your radio~

I really think there's nothin' quite so fine
As lettin' the sun rejuvenate your mind
Don't get me wrong, I really dig the moon
But it was 4 in the afternoon when I wrote this tune

And now the sun's about to fade away
I'm feelin' better than I've felt for days
Y'know, there's nothin' better for your soul
Than lyin' in the sun and listenin' to rock and roll~

Sunny days~
Ohhh~ sunny, sunny, sunny days~
Ain't nothin' better in the world, you know
Than lyin' in the sun with your radio~
Sunny days~
Ohhh~ sunny, sunny, sunny days~
Ain't nothin' better in the world, you know
Than lyin' in the sun with your radio~

[Instrument break]

Sunny days~
Ohhh~ sunny, sunny, sunny days~
Ain't nothin' better in the world, you know
Than lyin' in the sun with your radio~
Sunny days~
Ohhh~ sunny, sunny, sunny days~
Ain't nothin' better in the world, you know
Than lyin' in the sun with your radio~

[Vocal jive into end of song]
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NikkiWowzers 2 Jan @ 3:21pm 
You're so adorable :3 :p03:
MayaWowzers 2 Jan @ 3:19pm 
HAPPY NEW YEAR SORRY IDIDNT COMMENT :8bitheart:
NikkiWowzers 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm 
Happy new year !! :marijaonlooker:
Naoko 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:34am 
Happy New Year!
Naoko 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:20am 
Merry Christmas <3 :snowfl:
MayaWowzers 13 Dec, 2024 @ 8:38pm 
i died