Proezas de beatrice99 no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 24 nov. 2022 às 19:33

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 23 nov. 2022 às 16:07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 24 nov. 2022 às 19:02

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 24 nov. 2022 às 19:08

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 23 nov. 2022 às 16:29

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 24 nov. 2022 às 15:33

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 24 nov. 2022 às 19:49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 20:30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 21:57

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 26 nov. 2022 às 1:28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 1 dez. 2022 às 6:38

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 24 nov. 2022 às 18:43

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 1 dez. 2022 às 5:56

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 20:47

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 22 de nov. às 15:10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 21:18

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 26 nov. 2022 às 1:49

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 24 nov. 2022 às 15:53

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 18:46

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 26 nov. 2022 às 0:46

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 21:39

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Desbloqueada a 1 dez. 2022 às 6:41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 23 nov. 2022 às 15:55

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 1:41

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 18:57

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 26 nov. 2022 às 0:50

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 20:32

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 23 nov. 2022 às 16:22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 8 de abr. às 14:54

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 20:36

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 24 nov. 2022 às 18:42

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 21:23

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 8 de abr. às 3:59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 22 de nov. às 23:14

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2022 às 21:23

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Desbloqueada a 8 de abr. às 4:18

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 1 dez. 2022 às 6:47

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 1 dez. 2022 às 6:41

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 3 dez. 2022 às 0:20

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 29 out. 2023 às 13:38

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Desbloqueada a 23 nov. 2022 às 16:53

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

5 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

170 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30