beatrice99s præstationsfremskridt i POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Låst op: 24. nov. 2022 kl. 19:33

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Låst op: 23. nov. 2022 kl. 16:07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Låst op: 24. nov. 2022 kl. 19:02

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Låst op: 24. nov. 2022 kl. 19:08

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Låst op: 23. nov. 2022 kl. 16:29

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Låst op: 24. nov. 2022 kl. 15:33

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Låst op: 24. nov. 2022 kl. 19:49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 20:30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 21:57

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Låst op: 26. nov. 2022 kl. 1:28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Låst op: 1. dec. 2022 kl. 6:38

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Låst op: 24. nov. 2022 kl. 18:43

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Låst op: 1. dec. 2022 kl. 5:56

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 20:47

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Låst op: 22. nov. kl. 15:10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 21:18

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Låst op: 26. nov. 2022 kl. 1:49

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Låst op: 24. nov. 2022 kl. 15:53

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 18:46

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Låst op: 26. nov. 2022 kl. 0:46

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 21:39

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Låst op: 1. dec. 2022 kl. 6:41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Låst op: 23. nov. 2022 kl. 15:55

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 1:41

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 18:57

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Låst op: 26. nov. 2022 kl. 0:50

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 20:32

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Låst op: 23. nov. 2022 kl. 16:22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Låst op: 8. apr. kl. 14:54

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 20:36

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Låst op: 24. nov. 2022 kl. 18:42

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 21:23

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Låst op: 8. apr. kl. 3:59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Låst op: 22. nov. kl. 23:14

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Låst op: 25. nov. 2022 kl. 21:23

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Låst op: 8. apr. kl. 4:18

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Låst op: 1. dec. 2022 kl. 6:47

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Låst op: 1. dec. 2022 kl. 6:41

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Låst op: 3. dec. 2022 kl. 0:20

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Låst op: 29. okt. 2023 kl. 13:38

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Låst op: 23. nov. 2022 kl. 16:53

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

5 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

170 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30