There was once a kid called Lando
Who thought he could fill the shoes of Fernando,
He managed to bin a hotlap
But Johnny dug him out of the gravel trap.
Sat with your head in your hands
Where are your 1 million instagram fans?

We came from F2 but we didn’t have a clue
But when you’re off the pace and leave too much space
Like how you did at that Suzuka race
Just know that I’ll spank you in every race

Now on to our boy Russell,
Who likes to flex some muscle
The only driver yet to score
What are you even doing this for

Just kidding I know you can take the flak
By the way Lewis called he wants his yellow hoodie back

Last but not least let's talk about me
Alex Albon, number 23
Try and stop me getting past
That’s fine I’ll get through on the grass

I’ve been going through front wings like no tomorrow
I’m the Asian Tom Truise
So give me a follow
Last race I came close to champagne
Which thanks to Lewis never came
But now I'm here to state my claim
If I'm not top rookie you must be insane

Name: Maurice
Age: 27
Born: 15.11.1997
Fav. Singers: Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish
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Fav. 5 F1 Current Driver:
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2. Daniel Ricciardo
3. Max Verstappen
4. Oscar Piastri
5. Fernando Alonso

Fav. 3 F1 Driver Of All Time:
1. Michael Schumacher
2. Sebastian Vettel
3. Niki Lauda

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