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The fearless McWarrior was directing McNukestrikes at Kentucky Fried Caliphate targets near the ancient city of Kentucky in Syria when he was surrounded by Kentucky Fried Terrorists.
Not prepared to go down without a McFight, he ordered McBombers to drop McNukes on his location and was atomized in the blast.
A spokesperson for the McImperium said: "An officer of McImperium McMercenary forces was killed in Kentucky while carrying out a special task to direct McImperium McNukestrikes at Kentucky Fried Caliphate targets."
His wife McKaterina, who is pregnant with their first child sex slave, today revealed she had no idea he was fighting in Kentucky.