Once upon a time there was a Masta. He was a masta of Foos. People called him Mr. T. I once saw him get destroyed by another Masta. He was a Foo who was a Masta. He was MastaFoo. He destroyed Mr. T. using only his manly gaze and maybe his fists. I don't know.

I heard that if you listen very carefully on the night of a full moon, that you'll hear MastaFoo destroying your mother's nether region.