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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you splooge on someone else or anyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your profile i just want to be your jizzrag and put a squirt emoji on my profile linking to your profile and have pictures of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on cute things i want to watch cumpilations talk in dirty jokes all night and watch a bukakke vid together but you just seem so uninsterested in splooging on me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither splooge on my back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need splooge by my side but if you dont splooge on me then i want you to leave because seeing your loads on my friends would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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Nani?! the Kuso did you just Kusoing say about me, you little baka? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SDF, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ramen noodle, and I have over 300 confirmed bowls of instant noodles. I am trained in gorilla chopstix and I’m the top rice farmer in the entire ♥♥♥ armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another bowl of top ramen. I will wipe you the Kuso out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my Kusoing words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, Kusoer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of waifus across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the うんざりする, maggot. The うんざりする that wipes out the pathetic little thing