I used to be scrawny, weak. All the boys picked on me, none of the girls wanted to date me. But then, I started watching Andrew Tate, Fresh and Fit, and sigma male videos. Soon, I went to the gym and started doing 4,000,000,000 biceps a day and lifting weights, and then, I beat up all my bullies by effortlessly grabbing them by the shirt collar and throwing them into the school building, causing the bricks to shatter and leaving multiple giant holes in the wall of the school. After that, due to my masculine, dominant display, all of the girls at my school wanted to date me. But they weren't gonna get it so easy after they had rejected me constantly before. No, I made them share me. They had to put up with 15,000 other girls getting a taste of my alpha male aura, and they did so because I was the strongest alpha male in town and they didn't wanna date the rest of the weak little ♥♥♥♥♥ bluepilled beta male soyboys. And that is the story of how I became a redpilled alpha male.

Today, the 8th of September 2021, will be remembered as the day ManTouchéd got méga prankéd .

The Plan (the Prank) :
To fill his Team Fortress 2 backpack with 100 level items as possible so he'll have to buy a backpack expander.

How it Can Backfire :
He will decline my generous offer / sell the items I give him to purchase the backpack expander.
Both are highly unlikely to happen.

Why? :
For the lolz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[h1]The Proof[/h1] :
https://i.imgur.com/gYlaZKR.png

YOU HAVE BEEN TRAPPED JEW!
KEEP YOUR CLAWS WHERE THEY CAN BE SEEN.
DO NOT ATTEMPT SHIFT YOUR SHAPE.

STUPID PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ WITH HACK!!!!! WALLHACK AIMBOT NO SMOKE NO FLASH!!!! ALLLLL REPORT!!! HACKER ALL REPORT!!!!!STUPID PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ WITH HACK!!!!! WALLHACK AIMBOT NO SMOKE NO FLASH!!!! ALLLLL REPORT!!! HACKER ALL REPORT!!!!!STUPID PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ WITH HACK!!!!! WALLHACK AIMBOT NO SMOKE NO FLASH!!!! ALLLLL REPORT!!! HACKER ALL REPORT!!!!!STUPID PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ WITH HACK!!!!! WALLHACK AIMBOT NO SMOKE NO FLASH!!!! ALLLLL REPORT!!! HACKER ALL REPORT!!!!!STUPID PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ WITH HACK!!!!! WALLHACK AIMBOT NO SMOKE NO FLASH!!!! ALLLLL REPORT!!! HACKER ALL REPORT!!!!!STUPID PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ WITH HACK!!!!! WALLHACK AIMBOT NO SMOKE NO FLASH!!!! ALLLLL REPORT!!! HACKER ALL REPORT!!!!!STUPID PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ WITH HACK!!!!! WALLHACK AIMBOT NO SMOKE NO FLASH!!!! ALLLLL REPORT!!! HACKER ALL REPORT!!!!!

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-rep After a good game in Tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.