Steam Community :: ManTouchéd

amgosha 6 hours ago

I used to be scrawny, weak. All the boys picked on me, none of the girls wanted to date me. But then, I started watching Andrew Tate, Fresh and Fit, and sigma male videos. Soon, I went to the gym and started doing 4,000,000,000 biceps a day and lifting weights, and then, I beat up all my bullies by effortlessly grabbing them by the shirt collar and throwing them into the school building, causing the bricks to shatter and leaving multiple giant holes in the wall of the school. After that, due to my masculine, dominant display, all of the girls at my school wanted to date me. But they weren't gonna get it so easy after they had rejected me constantly before. No, I made them share me. They had to put up with 15,000 other girls getting a taste of my alpha male aura, and they did so because I was the strongest alpha male in town and they didn't wanna date the rest of the weak little ♥♥♥♥♥ bluepilled beta male soyboys. And that is the story of how I became a redpilled alpha male.

Aponace 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Today, the 8th of September 2021, will be remembered as the day ManTouchéd got méga prankéd

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The Plan (the Prank)

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To fill his Team Fortress 2 backpack with 100 level

items as possible so he'll have to buy a backpack expander.

How it Can Backfire

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He will decline my generous offer / sell the items I give him to purchase the backpack expander.
Both are highly unlikely to happen.

Why?

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For the lolz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[h1]The Proof[/h1]

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https://i.imgur.com/gYlaZKR.png

Aponace 22 Jan, 2021 @ 8:49am

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Big Gun Don 6 May, 2018 @ 8:14am

-rep After a good game in Tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Nikkity 5 Apr, 2018 @ 9:12am

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goonblaster63 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:23pm

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goonblaster63 26 Aug, 2016 @ 9:49am

The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less. Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand. I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.

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ManTouchéd 7 Mar, 2016 @ 11:05am

Thank you lyrete, for this useful post.

goonblaster63 5 Mar, 2016 @ 3:12pm

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goonblaster63 29 Feb, 2016 @ 12:35pm

So I found out from my first hand job that if a girl still plays with it after and orgasm it's amazing... But also if she keeps at it long enough (15 seconds) I have a sudden urge to piss violently and it comes out uncontrollably. It's almost like a 2nd orgasm. Ever since then after masterbation I go into to the bathroom rub the head of my ♥♥♥♥ and have a Super orgasm piss... Does anybody else do this?

goonblaster63 21 Jan, 2016 @ 2:26pm

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goonblaster63 12 Oct, 2015 @ 3:15pm

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goonblaster63 18 Jul, 2015 @ 2:29pm

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Shit Elemental 23 Dec, 2014 @ 12:32pm

mantouchèd knows

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hry 21 Apr, 2014 @ 5:30pm

"Mantouched LFT: religious stuff are stuff that can look exremely stupid or without a sense to a guy from a different religion or a guy without religion"

This is so deep man wtf

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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hry 1 Jan, 2014 @ 4:40pm

Mantouched I just got home and went on the computer and I realised my internet has actually died completely and we are waiting for an engineer to come this weekend, so I dont think I can play the scrim on the second or any tf2 for a few days sorry!!! (Im posting this from mobile)

hry 31 Dec, 2013 @ 3:19pm

Happy new year mantouched :D

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Mr.DoH 23 Dec, 2013 @ 2:59pm

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Legendary Boss Hunter 22 Dec, 2013 @ 2:43pm

+Rep Very good trader

Aponace 25 Sep, 2013 @ 9:08am

NEW ITEM ACQUIRED!
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