Happy New Year, cuz. Hope you’re holding it down in the holy land; killin’ it. Not killing in the holy land, per se, that would be wrong. May you limit the customer service phone calls you have to make in 2020. Also, you think Trump can beat baby yoda in November?

Cous! 2018 was the year the illuminati repackaged our childhood and sold it back to us at $150 a pop vis-à-vis flashback consoles. Hope you and yours are doing well. - Miles Prower

Dang, look at your OG 14 year Steam badge

hey family, another year has been penned in the convenient store tabloid known as life. Mass shootings and everybody raping unfortunately overshadowed what mattered, hatchimals.

If it wasn't for your Sega Genesis in our youth showing me the light, I might have a Switch on pre-order. Rise from your grave for life, yo

Yo primo, another year slipped by. Hope all is well in the world for 2017. We'll have to compare research on Chronon Particles sometime soon. Word is bond