I'M A GLUTTONOUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I EAT HUGE PORTIONS
I EAT BIG, FAT, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELPINGS OF SLOP
I'M BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE
I'M A HEAVY SET BULKING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
WITH A HEAVY SKELETON AND STRONG BONES
THAT'S RIGHT, STRONG BONES!
I DRINK MILK
I ♥♥♥♥ BLOOD
I EAT FOOD
I GOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MILLERIA
WHY, I BREED MOSQUITOES
I HAVE A HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POND IN MY BACKYARD WITH STAGNANT WATER
I AM SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR A MOSQUITO OUTBREAK IN MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEIGHBORHOOD
I ALSO MAKE SANCTUARIES FOR BUGS
I TURNED MY BONFIRE BACK INTO A NEST FOR MILLIONS OF BUGS AND SNAKES
I WILL UNLEASH THEM
GIVE ME TWO-HUNDRED DOLLARS

This man stole my wife, and then left her for another man's wife. He is truly a dashing rogue incapable of human empathy.

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He's on Switch now