Hi! I just joined this Steam thing and I'm not entirely sure how it works :hear_no_evil: you seem so cute so just wanted to say hi :star2: where are you from?

Try and look at this profile without going 'Werrk'

Hey you sound like the kind of guy who doesn’t mind me talking about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat. So check it out, I eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than a coyote let loose in the suburbs. I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ more than your wife thinks about throwing away her ring. I eat so much ♥♥♥♥♥ that Matt Damon’s about to do a documentary about ♥♥♥♥♥ disappearing across the globe at an alarming rate because I ate it all. I visited Japan back in the 80’s and they invented pac-man after they saw me eating ♥♥♥♥♥ up and down the street. Then I got some revealing emails from this pod of dolphins and I stopped visiting Japan after that. Long story short I eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than the incinerator at a PETA kill shelter and your comment made my ♥♥♥♥ softer than a white dude’s prison sentence.

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

omg dude shut the ♥♥♥♥ up no one cares. It's a 64 game, released in 1996, rated E. I would hope that if you're old enough to be in college that you would know how to beat a kids game. Good for you, you play a video game. You can move your fingers around really fast. Good for You, you have video game reflexes that are faster than average. No one gives a ♥♥♥♥. Have you achieved anything with that? Fought in a war, saving a persons life getting you the medal of valor? No? Maybe served as a police officer and helped protect and serve countless people? No? Perhaps you've won a boxing championship belt of any class? No? Then sit the ♥♥♥♥ down, shut your mouth and enjoy the video. If you can't do that. Then go play your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and stay off the internet.

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