PC specs
Intel core of some sort
Old dog brain for GPU
Motherboard is a little piece of recycled plastic
2 individual bits of ram
Power supply equivalent to that of 76.5 potatoes
No case for maximum cooling
320 x 240 CRT screen from 1993
Jerry-rigged type writer from the 50s for a keyboard
Small boulder for a gaming chair with a tree stump desk
Tin-can and string for a mic

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