Brian: 👑 [appalled 🥗 by 👹 the 👔 students 💛 being 🎄 stupid] 🎈 I've 📘 never 📕 seen 🌽 anyone 💙 be 🔋 this 🍧 stupid 🏀 since 😺 Peter ⛳ took 🌳 a 🌋 blow 🍆 to 📀 the 🎁 head 🐳 and 🥒 thought 💄 he 🥞 was 📕 Larry 💚 from 🚘 Three's 🕺 Company! 👃 Peter: 🎍 Jack, 🍖 the 🚕 blondes 💗 in 🐛 the 🌏 other 🏓 apartment ⚡ complex 🍇 are 👽 at 💚 my 💎 hot 🐝 tub 👹 party! 🎽 Brian: 📒 What 🐠 are 🌳 you 👾 talking 💛 about? 🚗 Peter: 🥗 Don't 🎫 worry, 📒 I'll 🎍 make 🌸 sure 🎈 Mr. 👳 Roper 👔 still 🎄 thinks 🐟 your ⛳ a-weeeeeeeeeeeeee-ooou 🌂 [makes 👃 a 💃 gay 👑 pose]

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-Rep After a good game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to chat, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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