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Now, before you delete this comment for being too meme-like, hear me out. First, according to the height of a Minion (Which is 3.5 feet on average), Gru is 4 Minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second, if you remember from the original Despicable Me, you know that there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles which misses Gru, he then dodged them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of the original speed. Plus, after this, Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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