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Suit for Hire might look small, but it hits like a pro. It’s a power fantasy packed into a tight, minimalistic package, and damn if it doesn’t make you feel like a legend.

Highly recommended for hitmen on a coffee break.

Deep within me, buried under centuries of so-called civilization, mortgages, and the horrifying monotony of small talk, lay a sleeping beast.

Far Cry Primal woke it up. And now? I am Udam. I am Wenja. I am Izila. I am the apex predator in a world of mammoths, saber-toothed nightmares, and bloodthirsty cavemen who would rather bash my skull in than exchange pleasantries. And I love it.

Forget assault rifles. Forget silencers and high-tech scopes. The only scope I have is my own neanderthal eyeballs, scanning the wild for my next meal or my impending doom. Here, the bow isn’t just a weapon—it’s an extension of my very being, a whisper of death sent hurtling through the air with nothing but sinew and willpower. Every spear I throw isn’t just thrown—it’s launched with the full force of ancestral rage, honed by generations of warriors who never had to worry about taxes or Wi-Fi speeds.

In Far Cry Primal, you don’t just survive—you thrive. You don’t cautiously tiptoe through gunfights, taking cover behind the nearest conveniently placed crate. No. You crouch in the mud, the scent of damp earth in your nostrils, and then you pounce, club swinging, teeth bared, shrieking like an unhinged lunatic who just discovered fire for the first time. And when that doesn’t work? You summon your pet jaguar, because in this world, you are the beastmaster, and your enemies are nothing but meat for your pack.

The world of Oros is breathtaking, not in a “wow, what a lovely sunset” way, but in a “holy hell, that thing in the bushes is either dinner or death” way. Every shadow hides a predator, every cave whispers with the ghosts of forgotten battles. And the languages! Ubisoft could have been lazy, but no—they gave us a full-fledged primitive tongue, so that every grunt, howl, and battle cry feels like a sacred hymn to violence itself.

This game doesn’t just let you play as a caveman. It makes you become one. It rips away the burden of modern life and reminds you that, deep down, you were never meant to sit at a desk. You were meant to hunt. To fight. To dominate. And for that, Far Cry Primal, I salute you with my bloodied club raised high.

Apparently I owned this game at some point and now I don't. I don't remember it or why I no longer have it in my library. That's how good it wasn't.

So the game was off to a very rough start for some of us, invisible floors and all. They fixed that, which I appreciate.

The one issue I have with the game now is that there's no challenge in playing it. Even with weak gear and no pawns, the game doesn't offer much of a thrill.

How did the devs react to people saying the game is too easy? They added casual mode.

Come on already, give this the Dark Arisen treatment. You can still save this title.

This is literally the best game. All my hours are spent building cars and tuning them to fit a purpose, then driving them to destruction.

Career mode will make it the most epic driving game ever.

Modding is easy, there are TONS of mods to play with, but that doesn't mean there's no vanilla content. The original cars are amazing to begin with.

CAUTION:

This game, with its simulation and physics might ruin all other driving games for you.

To put it short, buy this game.

The best. If you haven't played it yet, what are you waiting for?

I hate controllers. I almost like this one, which means it's the best one I've ever had my hands on. Bought one last second. Tracked down a second controller when I realized how good it is, as a backup. Please bring the steam controller back! Or a v2.

This gameplay is unbelievably bad. Building vehicle monsters is probably second to none. If you can stand the badly executed PVP and the horrible physics, just to get to the building parts, then power to you. I couldn't.

I can finally play it again. Incompatibilities with (some) AMD GPUs have been addressed. Modding support added. Most bugs fixed. Free DLC on the way. The game is ALMOST what was promised at this point.

Totally recommended.

HUGE Fallout and Bethesda fan here. I avoided playing this game for the longest time, but since I caught this free week, figured I'd try it. WOW, I literally can't recommend it less. I mean, I'm gonna play it, cause I'm a fanboy, but WOW, bad game.

1 hour in and I've seen all of the usual Bethesda bugs like corpses (decoration and enemies I've killed) sticking through floors and furniture, floating items, items sticking through the ground and furniture etc.

First multiple choice encounter I run into has talk, attack and two options which both require stats you can't possibly have if you just follow the natural course of the first mission.

Right after the above encounter, I try to talk to the trader I just rescued, press E to talk, R to trade. Neither key works. I have to walk away and approach again to interact with Duchess.

Duchess then goes into this EXTREMELY long and drawn out monologue that boils down to "do this and I'll pay you". Seriously, there is no substance, just pointless flourish to have long sentences, only interrupted at some point, telling me to wait a second, then proceeding to walk in circles for about 20 seconds behind her bar, every couple seconds very awkwardly turning to look at me, before going to fetch an item for me. (Morrowind flashback)

The devs clearly don't listen to the players. Everything people complained about after Fallout 4, they added in Fallout 76.
To name a few:

- people love to look armed to the teeth, and display weapons on their character; weapons vanish when holstered.
- people wanted the old skill and perk system, reminiscent of the original Fallout games; they made it even simpler than in Fallout 4.
- people wanted more flexible, responsive combat; devs were like nope.

And the cherry on top? 16 euro PER MONTH to play something close to single player? For real though?

EXTRA thing that just came to mind... there is a community out there that has been keeping Bethesda games in the top sales lists on pretty much every platform out there. THE MODDING COMMUNITY. Devs were like nah bruh, let's make an online game that can't be modded. That'll be grrrrreat! *ding*

But yeah. Gonna play this since 2020 is a dumpster fire and got nothing better to do.