i go to uni and i cant stop daydreaming about akali. i want to get home so i can play akali. i love every akali skin, especially the splash art on her default (she's literally aura farming).

sometimes it feels like my heart is going to burst because i dont know if anyone can understand that level of obsession, i feel like a highschooler with a crush. is there anyone out there who relates/related? i have no idea what is happening to me its like akali is taking over my body mind and soul like a symbiote

i started playing league in november after arcane dropped. at first, i only played mages until i played akali for the first time. thats when the obsession started, she genuinely flipped a switch in my brain.

i bought her SG skin, which led to me looking into her SG lore, which led to me looking into all of her different skins' lores. before i could even process what was going on, every single one of my social media has an akali themed profile, i have akali themed wallpapers, app icons, browsers, even my ingame hud is akali.

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I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

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