Let's be honest, I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ king when it comes to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Like look at you dumbasses, you sitting there, circle jerking every chef insight saying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypastas like the navy seals one, that's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That's called being a punk.

And if you say I'm retarded for being the king of kings and ayyylmaoing your computer. I will show you my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degree in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chefs on the interwebs. I will also show you my 6.2 billion anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I got from reking your life. I bet in the comments when you paste your sad excuse for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I will come back at you and you will turn into a thanksgiving dinner. That's right, a roasted turkey.

Now if you think of ever think about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the king you will die confirmed, and I don't think you wouldnt like to be the 501 person that died by my roasting pleasure. Thanks for being smart and not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me.

you never know what is going on-on the inside sometimes, just remember to keep an open mind, some say that people are like books, you open a new chapter with each new person you meet, I like to think of people as atomic-matter, many little things such as 'characteristics' of a person can build something great, such as the planet we live on, or, the more common result, the 'atomic-matter' per say of a person can turn them into something that can take out the things and people we love. always chose the greater side of the sword, even if it's not as sharp, always choose the better side of life, as it can improve your life itself. always choose to be the good 'atomic-matter' that is taking up the world we live in as we know it. keep in touch- xia.

They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

hey, I recently messaged you on your discord. But it says you blocked me after I sent you a picture what our babies would look like. It was probably a mistake right? Anyway this is just to let you know what happened. I also spoke to your mom but she called the police. Its almost like you are trying to avoid me, but you would never do that? That would make me angy, and you know what happened the last time Mommy was mad don't you ishy wishy baby. I just want to make sure you are safe, in mommys little cage :)) I love you

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