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1 person found this review helpful
22.3 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A mysterious package arrived at my door
Inside was a game I'd never heard of before
It looked pretty dated, but since it was free
I booted up my ancient Hewlett Packard PC
I put in the disc
It started to run
Then braced myself for educational fun
"Welcome to Baldi's Basics
In education and learning"
All I need is seven notebooks
To break out of this game
Trapped inside of Baldi's Basics
And Baldi's pretty unnerving
"I hear every door you open"
I dared not doubt his claim
I found the next notebook on a desk before long
"I get more angry each time you answer wrong"
The numbers were jumbled, indiscernibly math
I knew from the smacking, I'd incurred Baldi's wrath
Out in the hall, I heard a loud crack
Baldi was there, and he was on the attack
Can't escape from Baldi's Basics
I can't get past, it's a bully
"Gonna take a piece of your candy"
Now I'm as good as dead
Let me out of Baldi's Basics
For love of all that is holy
Should've lit this game on fire
And gone right back to bed
"I am coming! I see you!"
What the fudge does this thing do?
It closed in fast and cornered me
"I'll hug you for eternity!"
A student named Play Time appeared in my way
She pulled our her jump rope and said, "Let's play!"
I tried to escape, but Baldi burst through the door
So, I began skipping rope as I had never before
One, two...
Oops, you messed up!
One, two...
Oops, you messed up!
One, two...
Three, four...
Aw, that makes me sad
"It's sweepin' time!"
I ran like the wind, and heard the Principal call
As I dashed through the doorway
"No running in the halls"
His finger was pointed, his expression quite stern
"Detention for you", he said
"When will you learn?"
The timer ticked down
The smacking drew near
Two seconds more before Baldi'd be here
Out of time in Baldi's Basics
And Baldi's one step behind me
Only missing one more notebook
But sweeping time appeared (gotta sweep, sweep, sweep)
No way out of Baldi's Basics
And Baldi's certain to find me
Can't escape, or use the soda
And there ain't no notebook here
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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26 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.1 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
really nice collection for people who love the old tetris games, but the highlight is obviously all the documentary footage. if you just simply wanna play some tetris, i recommend getting tetris effect instead, but if you're actually interested in the history and evolution of tetris and wanna check out some of the more obscure old games from the series, i absolutely recommend getting this one.
Posted 12 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.1 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Only played it for like 14 hours now, but this already is the best shooter game I have ever played. It not using the generic overdone realistic war-theme is already a huge positive point for me. Unlike alot of other shooter games, this one actually has a ton of stuff to do in singleplayer. A huge ton of quests and other fun missions or challenges to do, and even some modes where you can always replay them to try and beat your high scores. The classes are all unique and I like how there's always a similar but not identical Zombie counterpart of a Plant class, making both sides very balanced. The game does have sort of a lootbox system, but it's VERY forgiving. It's very easy to get a ton of coins, and most importantly, you can NOT pull duplicates, so you will always get something new. And you don't even really need any fancy character variants, the base ones are already good enough to get you everywhere in the game.
Posted 22 November, 2023. Last edited 12 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.5 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Outright one of the best video games I have ever played, even to this day it's still incredibly fun. The games size might not look like it's gonna contain alot of content but it actually does. The Adventure mode might not be that hard, but even that was very enjoyable in my opinion. Minigames and Puzzles have to be my favorite part though, they're alot more challenging and also have alot of unique gimmicks and are always replayable while still being very enjoyable. And if you want a harder version of the Adventure stages, the Survival mode is perfect. You have both a regular and hard survival variant of every area in the game, and after that you can play an endless one in the pool area. I also like the Zen Garden where you can just take care of your plants and collect new ones by playing random stages. If you want even more, you can easily use some tool to unlock the limbo page and play some unused minigames or endless survival stages of the other areas. If that's still not enough, there's all sorts of mods you can easily install and play, or maybe make your own mods.
Posted 1 September, 2023. Last edited 12 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
she did indeed save me even though i did not need any saving

edit: i definitely needed the saving now
Posted 4 July, 2023. Last edited 18 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.5 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
very enjoyable game
Posted 4 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.2 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Well this certainly is a game that I have played
Posted 4 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
i love looking at the funny spinning shapes
Posted 17 June, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
one of the games that EVERYONE should play
Posted 5 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
already played through this on the wii u a few years ago but it's still really great to this day
Posted 4 June, 2023.
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