I got a severe form of PTSD from playing too many videogames. I had to go get therapy.

I've seen too many people turn into little drooling zombies because of the way they're made to feel about themselves as a result of seeing how the other half live.

And there was the time I smoked a joint on camera for an interview.

I have a recording of someone giving a very bad blowjob. We're in a hotel room, and I've got her laughing. But when I tell her to take her clothes off, she just smiles and laughs again. Then she takes her shorts off.

This girl's supposed to be a kindergarten teacher. I can see the ♥♥♥♥-ups everywhere.

That's a good example of what goes on in the world. That's a world full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots.

Even though I was playing a rich character, it all felt so real. I remember going to my parents and asking them if they were jealous. They said they wouldn't go along with this if I wasn't enjoying it. But I knew I was. I knew that I was playing a character.