Recent reviews by Luke

♥♥♥♥ tailing missions. The team that thought of this should stop making games.

Can't wait for the official release!

Fun game, but please fire the person/team that thinks a Howler every 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steps and having seizures every damn time you sleep is a great idea.

Also, story is arse.

This game showed me what its like to work 10 different jobs in a day, and how to be a business partner with a chicken.

I'm well prepared for the real world now.
10/10 job simulator, would recommend to friends and family.

Glad they removed that unnecessary open world mini game in Witcher 3 and focus on expanding the main game.

10/10 would play another round of Gwent.

Use this referral link to join if you are new! We'll both get rewards that are as thicc as Zoltan's arse.

https://www.playgwent.com/invite-a-friend/ZEH5EAKX9F

Aids

This game is just terrible. Mediocre gameplay that gets incredibly tedious and boring after a while, awful story, ♥♥♥♥ writing, and the whole manuscript thing is incredibly dumb because you pretty much HAVE to read them in order to understand major plot points. If you can't tell the story of the game within the actual game, then you're a bad writer.

I have no clue how this game got the critical acclaim it received.

Screw the level design. And the collar beeps can go suck a super mutant di ck

But gold bars tho.

Faster Than Light is how my GF describes my performance in bed.

Fun game tho.

This game has sucked me into the abyss of Hentai addiction. I have since lost my wife and my job.
Please send help.

11/10 Moans. More realistic org asms than my ex-wife.