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hey dude i was just peeing next you in the bathroom and couldnt help noticing that your weiner is insane, seriously dude your hog is money, wanna be boys? i run with a nasty crew of dogs with wild pipes we got gas can jake king kong dong danny, wide kyle then we got boone aka pitballs aka mister world wang aka lets take over the world with my balls, then we got kevin uh hes just my cousin hes got a normal wang we try not to hold it against him, if youre interested come by my place friday night

hey what the hell was that thing you just posted in chat dude?

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‘not an asexual thing’. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering sex everywhere i go. wherever i look, parents with children, people sucking each others’ faces. it makes me and millions of other aces out there feel really attacked.

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don’t get it back I’m not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.If you believe in God send this message on. Please don’t ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP Everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don’t break this chain.Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It’s not that hard (chain message.)

you once said you offered "sexual favors" for money, is that still the case?

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Another day of being in complete awe of my endowment, at my size. My god, my bulge, it's undeniably huge. I caught a look at myself in the mirror and had to stop and marvel at my size. I am absolutely huge. My ♥♥♥♥ looks like an alien mothership. My god I'm getting rock hard just thinking about it. I'm literally nearly tipping over the desk I'm sitting in as I write this from my massive shaft forcing its way up. Anyway sometimes I swear my dio09dd09 90dalkds kj9 whoa almost lost the keyboard what I was saying is that my ♥♥♥♥ will get a mind of its own and just have its way. I was once having sex with this girl and as I thrust my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ into her I essentially catapulted her as my shaft goes from 120 degrees to 20 in about 0.000012 seconds and she flew 10 ft into the air and hit her head on the ceiling. God. My ♥♥♥♥ is just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge my god it's massive. Just this absolutely throbbing massive ♥♥♥♥.

Another day of being in complete awe of my endowment, at my size. My god, my bulge, it's undeniably huge. I caught a look at myself in the mirror and had to stop and marvel at my size. I am absolutely huge. My ♥♥♥♥ looks like an alien mothership. My god I'm getting rock hard just thinking about it. I'm literally nearly tipping over the desk I'm sitting in as I write this from my massive shaft forcing its way up. Anyway sometimes I swear my dio09dd09 90dalkds kj9 whoa almost lost the keyboard what I was saying is that my ♥♥♥♥ will get a mind of its own and just have its way. I was once having sex with this girl and as I thrust my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ into her I essentially catapulted her as my shaft goes from 120 degrees to 20 in about 0.000012 seconds and she flew 10 ft into the air and hit her head on the ceiling. God. My ♥♥♥♥ is just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge my god it's massive. Just this absolutely throbbing massive ♥♥♥♥.

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When I was in Ramadi, we had all types of engagements to include: clearing houses, patrolling urban and sub-urban streets, and rural farm lands. Most, and by most I mean the grand majority of all firefights happened within 75 yards. Even in the rural areas. And we were using iron sights. I didn’t get an ACOG until halfway through my deployment. Most people saying that they need magnification probably cannot even calculate the bullet drop of a 5.56 round at 600 yards in the first place. I’ll trust my ability to be able to properly move through urban environments and close-with on a person than their ability to try and take a long shot at me. Situational awareness and movement is more important than optics

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I work for a wall building company, I like to tell our clients that "we erect a barrier around your home." Not only does this provide a succinct explanation of what we do, it also allows me to say erect with a straight face to adult women.

Real talk. Phone is always on, door is always open, hot cocoa can be easily made or alcohol can be poured (or a Shirley Temple if you don’t drink 😉 ). Doing a real friend check. I need eight people posting the message, not sharing it, to show you're always there when someone needs to talk. Just say "done."❤️💪🏽💯 I always got family’s back.

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i blocked you because you shared private information of mine that wasn’t yours to share. what medication i take every morning is not something for you to tell other people.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

i blocked you because you shared private information of mine that wasn’t yours to share. what medication i take every morning is not something for you to tell other people.

hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P

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If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the movie "UP", he cannot give you it as he can never give you up. But, by doing that, he is letting you down, and thus, is creating something known as the Astley Paradox.

Have you seen the "normal" option??? That thing is so humongous it would kill any woman. To even think a woman could feel pleasure from anything bigger than what the game MISTAKENLY labeled as "small" is absolutely asinine.

This game is so buggy that even the character creator is broken

I heard that the game had some bugs but I wasn’t expecting them to hurt my experience so quickly. I was making my character and I got to the genitals option and gave my character a penis. I scrolled through the size option and noticed a game breaking bug. The labels are wrong for the penises. I gave my character what was labeled as “small penis” and was surprised to find that it was way bigger than my real penis. This is a serious game breaking bug and CD Project Red needs to make fixing this issue it’s number one priority.

Don't pick a circumcised penis if you're a male! It locks you out of romance options and characters will mock you in the game. I can't believe this is even a thing, but it's true. It's truly bizarre CPDR would let such a seemingly minor choice (for a game) to play a role in the narrative. Pretty low by CPDR IMO.

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I think Minecraft is honestly a bit racist/fascist... The whole game has postcolonial elements to it, and the fact that you can literally enslave villagers (created with deliberately long noses to mockingly represent the Jewish faith) disgusts me. Also, the game is compromised of cubes, and as someone who believes in the possibility of a cubic Earth I find this horrifically tongue-in-cheek and disrespectful. Note that the two stock characters, Alex and Steve (two male names, which is inherently anti-feminist) are both white, and aim to kill the black Enderdragon, which is obviously a racist culmination of 21st century racial profiling. Finally, the game was created by Notch, a proven racist and transphobe. So yeah, it all makes sense when you think about it, and many people choose to deliberately turn a blind eye - this is the problem with our society.

When D.Va from the game Overwatch says "L-O-L" that's actually a bit of gamer slang It's short for "laugh out loud" and it's something that gamers say to mean they think something is funny

And also when she says "Gee Gee" she isn't actually saying "Gee" as in "Gee, I really do love raisin cookies" twice gamers say "GG", which is short for "Good Game" when they finish a game to tell the other people that they had a good game

My son 🙋‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me “dad are clouds candy?” 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked “Dad, what’s the Earth’s defense system?” and then I remembered I don’t have a son and he asked again with his eyes obsidian black “what is the defense system father”

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I work for a wall building company, I like to tell our clients that "we erect a barrier around your home." Not only does this provide a succinct explanation of what we do, it also allows me to say erect with a straight face to adult women.

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There's a big difference when it comes to +7 pH in drinking water. Store brand water is usually around 6.0-6.3pH, and has baking soda (sodium bicarbonate), salt, iodine and minerals added. After you drink it, it leaves your tongue feeling like you just drank a soda and a bad taste in your mouth. If you drink Fiji or avian, or other expensive water, it's usually 7.0-7.5pH, with no added minerals or bullcrap. It actually tastes like you're drinking something that's going to hydrate you and doesn't burn your tongue. Acidic vs basic water. Google the difference

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