whyd you leave half a bottle of Coke Zero in my fridge? are you gonna finish it?

hey dude i was just peeing next you in the bathroom and couldnt help noticing that your weiner is insane, seriously dude your hog is money, wanna be boys? i run with a nasty crew of dogs with wild pipes we got gas can jake king kong dong danny, wide kyle then we got boone aka pitballs aka mister world wang aka lets take over the world with my balls, then we got kevin uh hes just my cousin hes got a normal wang we try not to hold it against him, if youre interested come by my place friday night

this guy stinks and everybody knows it, they're all saying it, they come up to me and they say WOW that guy stinks, and I say I know, he stinks BAD, very smelly, awful

BIG noob alert

How? How could you post this? I thought you were based! I thought you were my little pogchamp. It turns out... ...that you! That you were cringe.

Word on the street is you love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥