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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choosea ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the ♥♥♥♥ you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got NINTENDO SWITCH?

選擇生活，選擇工作，選擇職業，選擇家庭.選擇他媽的一個大電視
選擇洗衣機，汽車，雷射唱機，電動開罐機.選擇健康，低卡裡路，低糖
選擇固定利率房貸, 選擇起點，選擇朋友，選擇運動服和皮箱
選擇一套他媽的三件套西裝
選擇DIY，在一個星期天早上，他媽的搞不清自己是誰
選擇在沙發上看無聊透頂的節目，往口裡塞垃圾食物
選擇腐朽，由你精子造出取代你的自私小鬼，可以說是最無恥的事了
選擇你的未來，你的生活
但我幹嘛要做？ 我選擇不要生活，我選擇其他,理由呢？ 沒有理由,只要有索尼PS5，還要什麼理由?