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3 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
- Start map.
- Run around.
- Drop dead.
- THEN the game shows your enemy rounding the corner. Every time.

Uninstalled.
Posted 17 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
42.2 hrs on record (40.1 hrs at review time)
Game's busted and the developers won't do anything about it, just keep rolling out expensive cosmetic DLC. AFKers every match, ridiculously overpowered characters, and you're unable to swap characters to counter enemy compositions you can't see coming until everything is locked in. Playing non-ranked is like playing with bots. Nobody listens and just does whatever they want. No lie, my last five matches had somebody just chilling in the spawn area.

Oh, and during my first ranked match I was told to kill myself because I wasn't playing well.
Posted 16 November, 2019.
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0.9 hrs on record
Short but quirky.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
161.1 hrs on record (106.3 hrs at review time)
Utterly. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Broken.
Posted 27 August, 2016. Last edited 11 August, 2020.
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22 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
3.7 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
It's the movie 'Cube' in video game form, right down to the shoe throwing. It's a hell of a lot of fun to play with friends. :D
Posted 19 August, 2016.
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2 people found this review funny
10.3 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
The most fun you can have with two fingers.

...

You heard me.
Posted 27 July, 2016. Last edited 28 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.1 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Every game:

Player X: "Player Y, what's your role?"
*everybody starts voting to hang Player Y*
Player Y: "Lookout."
Game: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
Player Y: "WTF, I'm a lookout. LOOK-OUT."
Game: "The town has voted 9-0 to hang Player Y."
Player Y: "..."
Game: "...Player Y was a lookout."

The mob mentality in this game is fierce. Players are given abilities to reach certain goals, but instead of actually using those abilities and playing the game everybody just listens to the first guy that accuses somebody and that somebody gets insta-killed. If the whole room has absolutely nothing to go on, somebody invariably calls for a random lynching. I have yet to win as a "good" townsperson because calls for a random killing keep taking out the useful townspeople.

Really only fun with friends who play their class.
Posted 4 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
You play as a goat. You do goat things.

It's fun for screwing around with, but it doesn't have the substance of a full game. Looking to kill a few minutes? Goat it up.
Posted 28 November, 2014.
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3.0 hrs on record
Very fun game. The artwork is amazing, the music is catchy, and everything is well paced. I absolutely recommend playing this game...so long as you have a controller. Using a keyboard just feels awkward.

My only complaint would be the occasional full screen flashing lights of death that pop up whenever you get a new ability. On a 22-inch screen, it's like being at an epilepsy-inducing rave.
Posted 28 November, 2014.
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299.8 hrs on record (288.8 hrs at review time)
It's a class-based multiplayer FPS game with unlockable hats, clothes, and guns. If you don't think that's the tightest ♥♥♥♥, then get out of my face.
Posted 2 August, 2011. Last edited 23 November, 2016.
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