real men smoke crack, silly poth head

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

happy new year poth head

Hey,
everything okay with you again?
Don’t worry about the guy from the swingers’ club yesterday, everyone gets punched in the face at some point.
You couldn’t have known he was Hetero...
Sure, it wasn’t exactly gentlemanly of him to loudly make fun of your thong, but he’s just jealous because pink doesn’t suit him as well.

Chin up, other fathers have handsome sons too.

im a luza bay bay

Soy un perdedor bebé