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Ultimately it's the excessive amounts of durability repairs and maintenance required that tipped it over. Oops i farted... my pants durability went down by 40%. To get new pants please farm for another 30 minutes for materials required... Least let us enjoy the game play and world you spent the time to create.

Omg, one of the best queue simulators ever!! 5 stars!!

"The Steambirds alliance servers are under heavy load right now.
Position in Que: 67
Updating in 30s...."

5 minutes later...

"You can not connect because your account is already connected. Please wait a couple of minutes and try again.
If this persists, contact support. Thanks" - Only Option [quit game]

Is that you Telstra?

upgrade your mouse curser size!
upgrade your mouse curser size!
In all seriousness, this is a pretty fun tug of war game and its free. Reminds me of nexus wars on sc2 but with less lag.
Pros
- fun, reasonably balanced
- free
- ingame purchases mostly asthetic from what i can see
Cons
mouse curser is tiny, can we beef it up? lots of units, 4k display, good luck finding it.

All and all its not a bad game problem with these type of games is that doesnt stop the trolls or the people who like throwing games.

The penalty system
Needs some serious work though, imagine a whole team trying to get kills (i mean feeding) in a capture the point, i sneak off and hide behind a rock at a point to get extra points, it takes 2 enemy to out capture or even remove the cap from me. but in pops "if you dont move, you will be disconnected as a deserter" seems fair....

Leveling system
once you level up, you get pitted with other people same level only with more upgrades then you as you start from scratch again with marginally better weapons and skills. any overwhelming satisfaction of being boss and out dps'n or healing noobs is non existent not even a smidge...

Game play/balance
60% stacked 39% in your favor 1% balanced (best fun you'll ever have). I have had games where its 4dps torpedo clippers vs slow n fat snipers...

pretty amazing, i wish they can have an algorithm to do some basic elevations/height adjustedments for houses based on shadows or something, even rudimental would be insane. But the ones already mapped in 3d are breathtaking.

To be honest I wasn’t really a fan of bastion, that’s why it took me this long to buy this game. Like bastion though it’s a beautifully polished game with well thought out mechanics, detailing and gameplay. But the POE style flexibility of mixing and matching skills with different attributes when used between primary, booster or passive skills made the game such a joy to play. The soundtrack only added to appreciation of the game. Almost felt bad buying it on sale they deserve full price!

this games about as balanced as a 1v1 fight with a habib, just you and him bro, just, him and all his cousins bro, and there you are standing wondering dont these people have lives to live? seriously all his cousins....allllll of them...

but in all seriousness, this game is horifficly balanced, for one there is no party limit cap, i just had 2 games where the entire team was 1 party which included 3-4 level 30+'s, and because there is no spare slot on their team to "balance" yup its totally balanced. a team with levels (1,1,3,10,14,20) vs (5,10,30,32,35,40).

about 85% of the time your either in a game where your the only guy chasing his own jet trails going weeeeee while your team wins it for you or everytime you spawn u have about 15 seconds to kiss your sweet new ride goodbye as your murdered by an overpowered/upgraded angry mob. its that 15% of the time that makes it all worth it...

This review will be changed to my original "positive" one when the problem is fixed

This game is esentially a troll'ers wet dream, you can literally go into a game, kill yourself over and over and over for (-5 of total score each time)

There is no votekick! surrender takes 15 mins or so to kick in, and if your teammates quit they get deserter penalty.

the UI is buggered, the lag during the startup and join que is real. I just got into the game, joined a que nothing showed up for 5 minutes, quit the game, came back got deserter penalty 2 min wait.

This is because of the 2 part que. you get 10 seconds to click [join] (through lag/visible screen or not) if you dont click it your a deserter, it doesnt auto join, and then you get another 80 seconds to pick a character and if someone decides to take alllll the 80 seconds 9 players have to wait for 1 person. Should they choose not to select a character after that 80 seconds, guess what, restart whole que process

To be honest I am quite disappointed with the purchase. There is probably a very good reason why, even the people who gave this game a positive review their average play time on record is 20 hours or less…
Pros:
1. nice scenery
2. Very retro soundtrack
Cons
1. No pause for combat considering there’s only 4 team squad (soldier, support, hacker, infiltrator) and most of them are relatively squishy
2. There is no AI, he/she will literally stand there and be shot to death, and I thought if I at least drew my weapon he’d shoot back, nope…
3. The stamina bar is remarkably short considering the AI tends to run and get stuck walking into walls or corner of stairs

With the inability of the ai to auto fire let alone provide overwatch/support, this game is 100% a stealth game, scratch the strategy and action tags... if your found out, you have to run, out of the restriction zone and hide, chances are one of your team will die from derping it out with a wall and the 5 seconds revive or die timer will run out along with your short burst run timer.

I will try to keep playing this. try...

Gotta admit after playing 8 hours of it, it is a pretty horribly written game
Whatever the opposite of intuitive is, that’s what this game is... I mean I’ve played some games that took a bit to learn, but once you did, you’ll be like oh yea makes sense (anno 2070, sins of solar empire, space engineers, endless space)

1. AI is pretty bad, there’s no follower debugging teleports to player if they get stuck, I had to double back and tunnel them out in the direction they were running (into a wall horizontally and not in line with my tunnel...)
2. Lots of content, no explanation or tutorials, masses upon masses of unexplained details, prepare to spend more time watching people play the game (tutorial) then actually playing the game
3. Back to horribly written game, I. single player has no pause (I could be wrong), my pause in main menu, no pause in inventory or crafting menu, and being most critters can kill you in 1-10 shots, yup FUN!
ii, main mission has near location marker, but side missions is a total guessing game tortoise mission
iii. during the free the Martians mission an AI decided to run away from the open caged door, whereby making me unable to finish the mission until i teleported back to the same enemy camp, which they got a free respawn and I wasted even more heal/resurrect
Not since eye divine cybermancy (game that uses amost 100% of the keyboard keys as hotkeys) to game has made me so tired of playing it
4. Crafting is a bit of a chore, no level multipier so instead you have to buy schematic or armour which is just a +2 of what you currently have everytime u move on, or meet a new npc.

I'd be happy to change my review once most of they issues is fixed... this game has potential but as it stands id rather be doing house chores, it'll give me more satisfaction effort for payoff then this game gives me right now..