YouTube <----- CS2 Domination

Winner of 0 esports tournaments

Died in the tutorial

Misses 100% of shots taken

Still stuck on the loading screen

Peak performance: 2013 (in a dream)

Carried exclusively by random teammates

Keyboard warrior, actual potato

Big brain plays... with lag

Respawning since Day 1

Settings optimized for losing

Plays stealth games by accident

No achievements, just vibes

Took a break in 2017, never came back

Was better at games as a fetus

Once uninstalled a game by rage alone

Lost to bots. Twice. On easy.

Mic always on... for background noise

KD ratio: a crime against math

Cleanest inventory, dirtiest plays

Paid full price to uninstall it later

YouTube <----- CSGO>CS2

"Been there, done that. Won LANs, played Main and Premier. No clue who you are. I play for fun now — was fragging in CS before you were even born. Still haven’t seen your FACEIT — nothing linked. Wild concept. 3.1k ELO, under 500 games in CS2. Game’s too easy, bud. But sure, keep chirping on Reddit like you’re someone. Bash players for no reason when you're actual trash — ironic, huh? Good luck going nowhere with your CS and YouTube 'career', bud."
— mjb1337