Yoder
Ohio, United States
 
 
10+ hours in Dead by Daylight
Repairer of at at least 3 generators
Professional Entity Displeaser
3 hooks and counting 🙏
Disconnected 4 time(s) (Since August 29th 2023) [Last was 12/3/23@4:20PM]
Game has crashed 2 time(s) (Since August 29th 2023)
Grind never gets easier.
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I cried countless times playing this... this masterpiece. The entire time, I wept silently, in awe at the power of what I was witnessing. Even now, as I write this, I am tearing up a little bit. "Garfield Kart - Furious Racing" is, and always will be, a masterpiece above all others. It's unbelievable that it was created by mere mortals. I cannot convince myself that this game has not been lovingly crafted by God himself, touched by his divine influence. My sympathy for those who have not played it is... endless, to put it simply. They will never know true joy, and I pity them greatly for that. Of course, they could just play it and achieve enlightenment, but I truly think that those untouched by its beauty will be incinerated on contact with its glorious phyiscal case, its perfect cartridge. The raw power emanating from its physical form is far too much for a non-believer. I pity them. I pity them for the fact that they will never know the experience of playing "Garfield Kart - Furious Racing" , released on November 19th, A.D. 2019. When I first made contact with the item, I was immediately and forcefully thrust from my corporeal form, and placed in front of a counsel of celestial beings, all of whom having complete control over the universe itself. After testifying to them, and expressing my desire to play the game, they allowed me to live, and I am now a changed man. I owe my life to "Garfield Kart - Furious Racing." I feel this is a necessity for all human beings, more than water, more than food or shelter. “Garfield Kart - Furious Racing” is not a game, but an experience for hopefully all to enjoy at one point in time. When you die, “Garfield Kart - Furious Racing” is the first thing you see in heaven, giving a warm welcome to eternal greatness. This beautiful creation has been my reason of creation and reason of living. To think that “Garfield Kart - Furious Racing” is available at your local Gamestop, Walmart, or even Steam on almost any platform is unbelievable. An immediate enlightenment for a measly fifteen United States Dollars. This item, no, blessing has more power than any other force on Earth, even the Universe combined. I’m convinced “Garfield Kart - Furious Racing” can end world hunger, dictatorship, and any other issue the world may have, the only question being, when do we make use of it’s amazing potential? I apologize for the long review, but I simply couldn't have expressed my feelings on this masterful work of art in anything less than what I have already written. Thank you for reading this review of the greatest piece of media ever created, and remember, ♥♥♥♥ Mondays.
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1,683 hrs on record
last played on 19 Apr
15.4 hrs on record
last played on 25 Mar
79 hrs on record
last played on 25 Mar
Yoder 1 Apr @ 5:54pm 
Vro got meow tech'd too hard
OfficiallyAga TTV 31 Mar @ 7:04pm 
Dude ♥♥♥♥ off with your obssesion lmaoo your ♥♥♥♥ at dbd so you stalk people and keep commenting in their profile a week later. Im blocking your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass lmaooo
Yoder 25 Mar @ 8:42pm 
Btw I got 8 hooks before killing anyone because I was playing fair, and he was in a spot without any hooks nearby... Silly silly man... Hook distribution was literally as fair as it gets, how tf was I being "hungry for kills"
OfficiallyAga TTV 25 Mar @ 8:40pm 
-Rep Slugged out and camped on the body desperate for kills. He only got 2 on one vecna strongest maps. Poor baby. 1600 hours and cant loop
Hatsune Miku 13 Sep, 2023 @ 6:07pm 
$rep ttaling ckes wealy
kirbydbd 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm 
=rep parent of 12 black children and a cat