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This one time I went on a hike with my friend and he brought a large ziplock bag of trail mix and he went of to take a leak behind a tree and I jacked his trail mix and I went behind a tree myself and I squeezed one out real quick. I busted a nut inside of his trail mix and when he came back he asked what’s this melted white chocolate? And I said no I just felt like your trail mix wasn’t diverse enough and I wanted to give you another kind of nut to be a good friend. And he looked at me and a tear fell down his cheek and he said that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me your the your really the best friend I could ever ask for and he gobbled up that trail mix without a second thought and well that was one of the greatest days of my life and I really bonded with that friend that day and to this day we still text back and forth and we reminisce about those days where he ate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut.

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