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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 56.2 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Oct, 2016 @ 11:25am
Updated: 8 Oct, 2016 @ 11:27am

Great game, I was hooked after a few seconds.

Pros:
- Great Storyline
- Awesome effects
- Good graphics
- Vito Scaletta
- Awesome Mapping
- Makes you feel like a BOSS
- Great music in the radio stations!
- Awesome opening mission
- Bloody, (gore overhaul)
- Not FPS needing while playing in HIGH global preset settings
- You get to kill Sal Marcano!
- Great selection of weapons
- You get to choose difficulty

Cons:
- 30 FPS Cap, will be fixed soon
- Dumb AI, still fun to kill stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- Quite poor map rendering, might be fixed with the FPS Cap
- ''Tutorial'' missions are repetitive after 2 hours, but it's still fun to kill stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Compilation:

Great game with a story that will hook you. Graphics that will make you squirt and so much gore that you will vomit. I came 5 times during the opening scene. If you want a game where you can call 3 guys that will follow your lead with Tommy Guns, and do a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shootout in a cop bar.... THIS GAME is for you. You can.... legit.... Call a Hit Squad, walk into a police bar (the Police bar is in a mission) and kill every single stoopid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in there. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIT.

btw, Mentor got a stoner voice, it made me ♥♥♥.

(''If you need a game you can masturbate to, then buy this'')

Only 49.99€ - Cheaper than 12 Months of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ premium!!!!!! - And this is forever bruuh!!

Long story short..... Buy it.
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