Recent reviews by (nor)Sgt.Mandius

Pretty good game. I would buy it without sale even, but my eyes getting flashbacks from the war.

Is pretty good. Be carefull not to zap that stupid reactor though.

My friend crashed and lost all his progress which means im higher lvl now.

I liked the part where i was flying around, but i never found that village though. Hmmm...

Breathtaking artwork with a classic and rich OST. Plenty worth my 0 dollars used on this game cause i didn't buy it. I learnt a new meaning in life by playing this game and i feel like a new person. My wife left me after i planned my own death to become a weeb gamer irl. Maybe some day i can find my own gay lover on the beach, but end up on diffrent sides like a sad song about the rain hitting the ground on a depressed dark and white paiting.

Aim with arrow? Use MOuse? Ok time to stop mid firing and die for the 30th time on the same boss, but you chip down on the hp by 1% each time you die.

PrOGRess Is GReaT in A GooD Game WIth A BaLAnceD sySTem WIth a gOOd Port

Edit:
You play game? What Mouse suddenly dies 24/7 and you get a water boss that is pretty much immune to all dmg other then Fire? Ok.

Recommend this game if you like PS1 games that dosen't work well and hope for stable fps of 1.

Sorry my bad. When i said PS1 i mean Xbox game with forced xbox ui. What you want to use keyboard mouse? Ok, but you still gota use xbox buttons cause why not.

You get talents and money. You give all to 1 guy. The 1 guy become the boss.
Profit

Pretty nice game. Really worth getting on a sale.

Want a game there the moose hears you from a mile away? Congratz dude! You got it here!
And don't forget the kevlar they are using cause they dont die.

Game is about not letting that puss get into the lap.
10 / 10 catnip would fort again.