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3 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
The more Obra Dinn/Outer Wilds/Blue Prince-likes, the better!
Posted 28 October.
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70 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
13.7 hrs on record
While this game is extremely good. I don't recommend anyone buy it until the devs add Steam Cloud support that was promised 9 years ago. For a game of this scale that requires hundreds of hours to complete, it is inexcusable.
Posted 16 October.
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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
11.1 hrs on record
Never have I felt that a game has so desperately wanted to waste my time than when I was playing Ghost of Tsushima. It's not just the repetitive quest design, combat, world, and collectibles either. In ALL of this game's cutscenes and every piece of dialogue, Sucker Punch Productions demands that you be there, watching, waiting for the next piece of meaningless exposition so you can continue with the equally boring gameplay loop.

In my 10 or so hours with this game, I didn't encounter a single thing GoT does better than the giants of the third-person lite action RPG genre. Hell, I truly believe modern Assassin's Creed games are leagues ahead of this. It feels like SP set out to create a game meant to be played by someone who has never played an action game before.

If this hadn't been a PlayStation exclusive with a Japanese-centric theme, there is no way it would've received the praise it did. In my almost 15 years on Steam, Ghost of Tsushima has been my greatest regret and the single worst purchase I've made... even with a 33% discount.
Posted 4 October. Last edited 4 October.
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7 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
52.2 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Only clowns could cause Steam to crash for an hour.
Posted 4 September.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
The game in its current state is simply not functional.

60 FPS cap and no ultrawide is not acceptable. The most egregious thing is that it looks much worse than The Phantom Pain too.

It's become really hard to justify putting any trust in Unreal Engine.
Posted 26 August. Last edited 26 August.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
31.0 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Let's get it out of the way, Battlefield 1 outclasses Battlefield Victory. However, since launch, BFV has been an extremely competent game that really does immerse you in the WWII theater. Everything you'd expect from Battlefield is here... yet it's just ever so slightly worse than in BF1. The gunplay, environments, maps, destruction, sound design, full-throttle, non-stop chaos on the objectives - it's all here. And, by god, if this doesn't have one of the best soundtracks in all of gaming.

I purchased BFV on Origin at launch and had a blast playing it for dozens of hours. Having recently gotten back into it now, it continues to be a joy that, along with BF1, delivers the excitement of battling in the monumental Great Wars.
Posted 17 August. Last edited 17 August.
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4 people found this review helpful
5.8 hrs on record
Alter Rebellion bug in Act 1 has made it impossible for me to progress. All my alters are happy and have plenty of food, social spaces, and dormitory, Yet the rebellion occurs every time. Game is broken.

UPDATE: As of October 2025, it is still broken and impossible to proceed.
Posted 17 July. Last edited 3 October.
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4 people found this review helpful
17.3 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
It's just as good as I remember.

Been playing through Patapon 1 and have had no issues with respect to input timings. Although the button prompts MUST be freely changable between the keyboard inputs, XBOX glyphs, and most importantly, Playstation glyphs. Patapon is not the same game without the iconic △ O X ◻.
Posted 10 July.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
48.0 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
EVE makes me Shift Up.
Posted 11 June. Last edited 11 June.
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1,739 people found this review helpful
60 people found this review funny
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81.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Thank you Square Enix for the relatively quick port. Do consider a simultaneous launch on PC for the next one.
Posted 23 January. Last edited 23 January.
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