HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

h-hi looking for females/males above 16 i love to edate!!! ill post on ur profile for a few weeks, commenting things like "x3" "hai" "nice profile pic" "cute profile picture" :3" or even anime emoticons.i will like everything you like, join all the groups you're in, like things you like; i will continue doing this for 2-3 weeks, until you notice me, and eventually add me. when i accept you, i will act really shy, i will start off the conversation by asking "How are you x3" and make subtle hints indicating that i have developed e-feelings for you within the 30-40 minutes of conversating. after a few hours of talking, i will confess my undying love for you. we will have hearts linking to eachothers profiles, and i will make edgy groups for just us. named "Cuties" and lock the group after we post hearts in the comment section. after a few hours later, i will make advances onto you hinting that i want to have e-sex with you, once i get enough e-sex i will remove you.

If you poop in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

ぴぽぴぽ