When reality starts calling, what is the best approach to life?



Don't trust your friends, they really like to stab you when you don't expect it.

"'More human than human' is our motto"

"It's you and me brother, there aren't many sensible ones like you left anymore. Come on in and make
yourself at home."

“Entry team to TOC. We have a dead suspect :3 ”

“Roger that ”

“Entry team to TOC. We have a civilian down :c ”

“Roger that ”

You wanted the gloves off? They’re off.

“How do you live with it man?”
How do I live with what?
“Well…ya know…..the death. The killing. Having someone die in your arms, all that”
I just keep going, hoping that one day it doesn’t catch up to me
“And when it does?”
…Let’s finish this talk later, yeah?
“…ok”



He who is Portuguese
Why is your hair not Portuguese?
Hello everyone my name is Portuguese
He who is coming
Come out here
Come where I am
Who is coming?
You’re so Portuguese


The Bite Of Portuguese



My head hurts.



IRS will always remember you.



Help, i stuck in Soundpad

HIS FATHER'S STEREO BLOWS, WHEEE!

“Daddy’s been a bad boy. Mhuh, blease son.”



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By the way, how did you find my steam profile anyway? stop looking at it and go wash your dishes... yes... yes i know you have some, they are in the stove, i can clearly see them right there with the rests of scrambled eggs you did last friday... cmon... go wash them, ill be wating you.