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🚙 * 🌸 * 🐳 * 📒 * 🐟 * 🎈 * 🎄 * 🎁 * 🌳 * 👃 * 🍆 * 🏀 * 👹 * 📗 * 💛 * 📘
ㅤ* I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
ㅤ* I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
ㅤ* After a car crash one of the drivers was lying injured on the pavement.
"Don't worry", said a policeman who's first on the scene," a Red Cross nurse is coming."
"Oh no", moaned the victim, "Couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one instead?"
🥞 * 🐛 * 🐠 * 🍧 * ⛳ * 🐝 * 🚘 * 🏓 * 🌏 * 😺 * 🚗 * 🐛 * 👳 * 🍇 * 🎄 * 💗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...