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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 75.9 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 15 Jan, 2017 @ 12:55pm

In this game, you can:

>Enter the Temple of Trials and disarm the raised plate traps for extra experience to level up before leaving
>Kill a bunch of rats for some reason
>Get a car
>Convince a fellow tribal to follow you
>Murder children and get a permanent perk that stays with you for the rest of the game and makes everyone hate you
>Join a drug war
>Watch innocent farmers get killed by an intellegent Super Mutant Behemoth in Power Armor.
>Blow things up
>Sneak
>Talk to zombies
>Get irradiated
>Do someone else's job for them
>Have a kid that brings the entire drug cartel to it's knees but never meet him
>Find the GECK early and break the game
>Lockpick
>Get married forever
>Do it for Johnny
>Become a citizen
>"Solve" the leaking power plant problem
>Kill everything
>Sleep sometimes to restore health
>Get a Louisville Slugger that has an absolutely insane amount of knockback.
>Consult the spirits
>Listen to Myron ramble nonsense about how he "made" Jet with Brahmin manure.
>Fix a Brahmin's broken leg
>Protect moo-moos from the bug-men
>Turn people into goo
>Burn things with a Flamethrower
>End Turn
>Find Vault 13
>Forget to Save before quitting
>Arm wrestle a Super Mutant
>Ask your grumpy aunt for some flint
>You missed
>You missed
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>You missed
>You missed
Here's a tip for you: Always spend enough skill points in Unarmed or Melee Weapons to get at least 30 in either one. This will improve your accuracy. You will miss quite often in the Temple of Trials, but don't get discouraged; you've still got plenty of room to grow, and if you distribute your skill points correctly, the rest of the game should make it much easier to hit things.

And that's not ever scratching the surface of what you can do. Games like this aren't for everyone, but if you don't have a problem with reading a lot (it is an RPG), then you should at least try this game. It's one of my favorite games ever, as I have owned the original disc far longer than I've had an account on Steam. I strongly recommend you try to play it, even if you don't like it in the end.
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Pyre 4 Feb, 2017 @ 9:39am 
Do it for Johnny. :eleven: