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Hello! I’m a Russian occupant.
It is my profession. It’s just happened historically. Once I occupied Siberia and now they produce oil, gas, aluminium and other useful stuff. Now there’re cities with kindergartens and hospitals. Now they can’t sell woman for a bundle of sable skins like it used to be before the Russians. I occupied Baltic States: many factories and power plants were built their farm lands. Baltic States used to produce high quality radio equipment and cars, famous perfume and balms. I was asked to leave them… Now they sell sprats and part of their people clean toilets in Europe. I occupied Central Asia: in bare steppes I built canals, factories, spaceports, hospitals and stadiums. There started to make space rockets and planes, growing wheat and cotton for the whole country. I was asked to leave them… Now there are developing American loans and growing marijuana and part of their population went to work at the construction sites of the former occupants. I occupied Ukraine. Together with ukrainians I built aircraft engines, ships, tanks and cars. I was asked to leave them… Now they are destroying all that’s left of the occupant. Moreover, they don’t built anything new, except for endless “Maidans” and dictatorship. Yes, I’m occupant! And I’m tired of apologising for it! I’m an occupant by birthright, an aggressor and a bloodthirsty monster. Be afraid! I suffered the atrocities of the polish invaders during the Time of Troubles, but how did this intervention end? I burned Moscow so that Napoleon wouldn’t get it. But how did Napoleon end up? I sat in a trench at Volokalomsk, knowing that the nazis couldn’t be held up. Where are these nazis now along with their cursed Hitler? All and sundry used to come to my house: the Turks, the British, the Poles, the Germans, the French. We’ve for enough land for everyone: 2.5 squared metres for each one of them! Please, understand: I don’t need your hypocritical “freedom”. I don’t need your rotten “democracy”. Everything that tou call “the Western values” is wild to me! I have other interests. I politely warn you for the last time - don’t mess with me! I build peace, I love peace, but I know how to fight better, than anybody else.
Sincerely, your Russian occupant.