=[DSG]= Lan Can't Aim
Lan Hikari   United States
 
 
Pool's closed due to aids
Currently In-Game
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
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Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
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I can fix her
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Steam Client
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0.4 Hours played
[Original review on April 21st, 2022]
I had to dump a random .exe in the games folder to idle just so I could write this review.
The game downloads nothing
There is no executable
there are no assets
there is no game
just an empty folder

[April 22nd, 2022]
Edited to add: Dev says this will be fixed in next update.

[Around May 1st, 2022]
Edited to add again: it has been about a week and a half, dev still has not fixed this problem, or even just uploaded an older build with the game files. The missing files have been a problem since February 2022 and the dev has instead decided to add a purchasable soundtrack to the store page. A soundtrack that costs 100 dollars. Avoid this title and developer until they put their code where their mouth is. I have refunded.

[June 18th, 2022]
Edit 3: Snake Eater: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1379070/view/3339995286933360612
archived at https://archive.ph/4PJ1c
"don't blame me for bugs or missing running files of game"
My brother in Christ, you are the developer who is selling this malfunctioning product. There is no one else to blame.
But that's supposed to be ok because "I still learning how to use Steamworks and I will fix all problems someday."

Don't buy this.

[June 21st, 2022]
I have discovered that the dev went on Metacritic and rated his own game 10 out of 10 the day after releasing it on steam.
Salien Stats
Level Reached
9
Bosses Fought
0

Experience Earned
1,013,381
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Up to a little mischief
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Awards Received
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Awards Given
Recent Activity
13 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
168 hrs on record
last played on 4 Aug
1.8 hrs on record
last played on 2 Aug
ANNOYING CROW 8 Apr @ 7:03pm 
THANK YOU FOR GAME CAW CAW
ANNOYING CROW 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07am 
CAW
Hazem 15 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03pm 
OH MAN NO WAY IS THAT DAN VS. I LOVED THAT SHOW
=[DSG]= Lan Can't Aim 16 Apr, 2022 @ 10:14pm 
truly a progressive hero
Sigfig 16 Apr, 2022 @ 9:29pm 
Oh and I nutted in the pool and I have aids.
Sigfig 16 Apr, 2022 @ 9:28pm 
+Rep: Nut Buster Supporter.