Recent reviews by somuchfat

Game is fantastic, and I love them all: Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri, and most importantly, Monika♡♡♡♡

My friend who I play CS 2 with said if I post a review on Call of Duty and it gets 75 likes and 30 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 4090 and 1 Kilo of Lemon . So im just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha

My friend who I play CS 2 with said if I post a review on Call of Duty and it gets 75 likes and 30 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 4090 and 1 Kilo of Lemon . So im just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha

My friend who I play CS 2 with said if I post a review on Call of Duty and it gets 75 likes and 30 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 4090 and 1 Kilo of Lemon . So im just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha

Worst assassin's creed game ever.

Bugs, bugs, bugs, there are so many bugs in the game. Small as enemy glitches into nowhere or enemy attack indication not showing up; Big as the glitches in the game may cause you restart the mission that is more than 40 minutes. Such as, enemy gets spooked just because I quietly assassinated a guy on the roof, or glitched out character making the story unable to proceed. Not to even mention about Encyclopedia of the Common Man, a game of pure luck and grind. Countless minutes, hours reaching out to different NPCs, just realized that they are doing the same thing over and over again, and you have no way to trigger it at all....

The story was ok, few sparking moments, but generally, it's a decent story.

Overall, bad experience overall, I do not recommend.

overwatch porn has done a better job than the game itself

I love cats. 10/10.

P.S. Who's in Paris??

10/10. Great soundtracks, great story, and great visuals. Within the maps of open world, there's a lot to discover and explore. However, different from the previous games, I really love the fact that this game has taken the far cry franchise to a whole new level where the whole game is based on a futuristic, cyberpunk setting.

Sadly the story is pretty short. I wish it could've been longer and added more interactive elements to the game.

Don't get me wrong, this is one of my favorite games. The game play is fun as hell, as the game successfully finds it's balance between driving and shooting. Due to the requirement of traveling across cities or guard post, this game could even be considered as "Africa truck simulator 2008". The game is literally the most realistic game I've ever seen: wild fire will spread, guns will jam, day and night cycle, car speedometer will actually moving, periodic malaria.... I had so many fun travelling across map and explore this beautiful continent of Africa. It gives player an immense experience, where except travelling through bus, there will never be any cut scenes and some of the NPC will have some different dialogues when you great them.

However I do have to point the fact that crashing is so common in this game, that I literally DEFINITELY will crash to desktop for every 15 minutes of gameplay. Ranging from 62% of the game to the final endgame around 92%, the game will always crash. It happened in different areas, different times, seems like the game will crash in any minute, no matter where you were. I tried nearly every method in the steam guide section but the problem still exists till I beat the game 100%. This gives me PTSD where I have to save the game for every minute, or the game will crash unexpectedly and I have to start from my last save point. Frankly speaking, I believe 1/3 of my playtime is replay the part before the crash.

I really Ubisoft will make a remastered version of this game (probably won't) and fix the problem of crashing. If so I will definitely become the first one to buy it.

Mission ruined a game.

Last mission of Templar's lair, liquid gold, the camera view makes me die for about 30 times, and took me about 40 minutes to complete this mission. I'm extremely disappointed with the devs to make this mission almost unplayable, where I always falling of the cliff where Ezio just couldn't align with the pillar in front of him. The camera view it's completely unnecessary and just stupid, turning a 3 minutes mission into a complete nightmare, where you have to carefully align with your characters for every step you made, and if you make a mistake, well good luck and start again.