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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 42.3 hrs on record (40.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 11 Nov, 2023 @ 7:50pm

---{ Graphics }---☒☐
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☒ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☒ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☒ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☒ Kids
☒ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☒ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☒ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☒ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☒ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☒ To infinity and beyond!
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☒ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☒ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Additional Notes: just get it on standalone oculus. . . or if you wanna do some dirty stuff. . .
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