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Posted: 5 May, 2015 @ 9:31am
Updated: 24 Nov, 2016 @ 8:25am

CS:GO Review
On one fine day while I was walking down my building's corridor, I was about to enter my apartment when I heard people from the inside, talking like savages in some godforesaken language. :bored:

I opened the door and entered bravely and was astonished at the site. 4 terrorists had camped in all corners of my hall, and one was holding a C4 and planting it on the center of it, where to my surprise, had been marked with an 'X' in a circle with red spray paint. :csgox:

I wasn't afraid even for a second. I had a sudden explosive rush of adrenaline in me. The Invisible Aliens in the sky, magically handed over to me an AK-47 BROWN LAMINATE. I embraced this offering and rushed in to seek justice in my apartment. I shot them all in the head with only one bullet. For some reason, they took a while to die, but died raging and screaming, "KS OMK HACKER!". One of them suffered their last few moments terribly, since I was teabagging him:HandofGod:. I went down to the bomb, and defused it acting cocky. :coolpolice:

And I yelled "GG EZ SCRUBS!" :elite::HandofGod:
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Strok3 4 Nov, 2016 @ 10:26pm 
It was in his dream