🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

I am very sorry for your incarceration, sir, however a company policy is that we cannot hold our prizes for anybody, unless they are a member of Interpol. I may not be able to help you with your "war crimes" but we, here at [REDACTED] may have someone who could help you. Their name is Drijjer (unrelated to the other one), and they live in the full country of Belgium. Call them with the phone number that our agent taped to your shoe last night and you will be able to escape easily. Drijjer ii is a very capable escape artist. About your infidelity towards Mother Bosnia and Herzegovina, it will be dealt with, after you meet with Drijjer ii.

Thank you for your in depth explanation of how I could acquire the "TF2 golden-pan." Unfortunately, I have been intercepted on my way to Bosnia, and am currently being held in The Hague by United Nations thugs who want to try me for something called "war crimes." I have absolutely no idea what this means, or to what they could be referring, but it may be some time before I arrive in Greater Serbia- I mean Bosnia and Herzegovina- to claim my prize. Thanks again!

Fantastic, LABORWAVE, visit us near Voljevac! Listen to these instructions very careful. Once you are in Voljeva find the Džamija Voljevac, the mosque. Once you are there, walk along the northern road until you intersect another road. Follow that road until you arrive at a cottage in the hills. Enter the cottage. Under the large crimson rug, there will be a trapdoor into the undercity. In the undercity ask for a man named "The light". If anyone else but Drijjer tries to take you to "The Light" do not follow them. You will be missing both of your kidneys within the hour. Kill Drijjer and take his keys. Find the door on the south wall of the undercity. Unlock it with Drijjer's keys and you will find my office. Then I will give you your prize of the TF2 Golden Pan.!!

wow, Morgul! That sounds great! I will be in Bosnia soon for reasons I cannot legally disclose, I'll check your service out while I'm there.

Hello, Steam member. You have been selected out of 1000000 profiles to win a contest for a tf2 Golden pan. Please visit www.fraticellifaithful.com to collect your prize. Alternatively you can give us your steam information VIA a burner phone to a landline in Voljevac, Bosnia. Thank you and congratulations!