Recent reviews by Varron

Having beat AC3 in it's entirety, along with the Tyranny DLC. I can safely say that, even with the nice quality of life changes (easier controls for some aspects) and the graphical fidelity update. I do recommend that you go with the original AC3. Although none of the bugs I've had were game breaking, they did take me out of any immersion I had. Many of the videos that played in the game didn't have any sound. The fog and lighting upgrade, did look nice in some places, but in others it just made the characters look more claylike.

If you really do want to play AC3 Remastered, I am not going to say you can't, but the Original may be better suited.

Damn boy they really do be washing those mouths.

Insanely Cheap for what it offers.

Practically limitless replayability, Unlockables, secrets, and banging music.

The only downside is that it gets very difficult seeing what is where when you get to the higher stages of gameplay.

This porn game has lore and substance.

What the ♥♥♥♥.

I need money to buy air filters so I don't suffocate trying to deliver this cargo to get the cash to get out of debt and buy more air filters.

The game is very fun, but hot damn do you need to be ON TOP of all of these rapidly deteriorating parts.

Please rebalance the costs or make everything just a bit more efficient.

Edit: Ok they fixed the things I had problems with.

She actually bunny hops if you go fast enough.

10/10 I need more games to do this.

Yay :3

Unrealistic, The French are actually capable and decent.

"Lmao" The game says as it insta-kills you, even when you think you've gotten a god build.

Fun game, would get killed by god knows what again.

This game looks like ass, sounds like ass, and sometimes plays like ass. However it's one of the best games I've played simply on what the commentary is about. Absolute perversion and exploitation of capitalism and literal flesh technology.

You're an unnamed player living in this world who was just fired from their previous job. However you're given a second chance at a job to simply assassinate targets, no questions asked. From that point on you're doing exactly what the game wants you to do. Kill, die, upgrade, repeat.

You and who you are playing are both wanting the same thing: To Simply Have More. More guns, more levels, more money, more everything, and this does play heavily into that the deeper you get into this game. The secrets aren't just funny little secrets, but actual lore and content that is needed to discover more about what the world is about and your place in it.

A insanely weird game, with a very clear vision on what it wants to be.

♥♥♥♥ trying to get the Rarer fish though, you get like 3 frames sometimes to catch one.