Hello, I am an insecure little boy that has yet not begun exploring their sexual desires, I am a disgusting human being and I should flagged for Sexual Offense.


I psychologically tormented my bullies. When it comes to insulting, belittling, and tormenting a person I can be a very VERY brutal human being.

It doesn't take much. Just requires not taking ♥♥♥♥, and always having a creepy grin on your face and just stare at them unflinchingly for minutes on end. Never blinking. Looking down on them as nothing more than brainless dogs and telling them, "good boy" when they behave.

I think what helped was just the general creepiness I could exude and how quickly I could shift my mood so I'm fairly certain they all thought I was crazy or psychotic. Not to mention me freely sharing my violent thoughts with them with a smile on my face.

I can teach anyone any day. But I think the best kinda response you can give to any bully these days, especially in this country is, "Would you like to become the next statistics to be given Thoughts and Prayers?"

Nyan!! Im just a smol femboy furry >///< imma floofy smol bean x3

Hello I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female and i am under the presumption that this goddess is you? it is quite astonishing to see a female here in the pummel party official discord i am quite popular around here in this server so if you require and guidance please throw me a mention i will assist you at any hour day or night and before you are mistaken i do not seek your hand in a romantic way although i am not opposed in the event you are interested in me as many woman often are i am a man of standard and i do not bow to any female that comes my way unlike my peers so rest assured that i will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience consider me a player 2 a companion a partner and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time i see you play pummel party and are you good at mini games? i am a mini game aficionado so i would be happy to assist you in games platonically of course unless you (like many others) change your mind on that i look forward to our future together (as friends of course)

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online (as i said you wouldn't understand,) , I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

I'm tired of people saying they're a bigger simp than me. I'm the biggest simp there is. No question.

Facts:
- I've paid over $5000 for one feet pic.

- I've defended the most prolific e-girls to the point I've had to send a swat team to some idiots house just to get them to shut up.

- I've donated over $30k to Pokimane

- I'm one of Bella Delphines $10k a month Patreons. (Would be more if she had higher tiers)

- Drank Bella Delphines bath water when I ordered it. And use the other bottle I bought as lube when I beat it to her pics.

- I've given plenty of women my Doordash password and to date have spent over $7500 from that.

- I take 3 different women who have friend zoned me on expensive dates. I'm a nice guy to them, they'll date me eventually.

So stfu. You're not a bigger simp than me. Don't even try to compare. I will ♥♥♥♥ on you from such simp heights you didn't even think possible.


no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on 4channel: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU
[everyone disliked that]
sneed poster: sneed
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4channeler: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.