Install Steam
login
|
language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
ไทย (Thai)
Български (Bulgarian)
Čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Deutsch (German)
Español - España (Spanish - Spain)
Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Français (French)
Italiano (Italian)
Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese - Portugal)
Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
Suomi (Finnish)
Svenska (Swedish)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
Українська (Ukrainian)
Report a translation problem
This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
I invited him to my house. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, then slide in my butthole. I punched him away. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Para a Massa
3 dl de leite
3 dl de água
1 casca de limão
uma pitada de sal
70 g de margarina
300 g de farinha
Para o Recheio:
2 latas de atum
2 tomates pelados
1 cebola picada
2 tiras de pimento verde
polpa de tomate q.b.
2 colheres de sopa de vinho branco
pimenta q.b.
salsa picada
2 ovos
pao ralado q.b.
óleo para fritar os rissois
╲┃╭╮╭╮┃╲╲ ┃ SE O TEU ♥♥ FOSSE STATTRACK
┗┫┏━━┓┣┛╲ ╰┳╮O CONTADOR JA TINHA
╲┃╰━━╯┃ ━━━╯┃ REBENTADO!
╲╰┳━━┳╯ \ \ \ \ \ \ \╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━-----
═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂
◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤
█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬
◥█████◤
══╩══╩══
╬═╬ Sobe que eu carrego
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬☻/
╬═╬/▌
╬═╬/ \
───▄▄██▌█ BEEP BEEP YOUR BOOSTING SERVICE HAS ARRIVED
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█
███████▌█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▌
▀@▀▀▀▀▀▀▀@@▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)▀
Do you believe in fate?
👃 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 👳 ♂ 🌋 ♂ 💚 ♂ 🚘 ♂ ⚡ ♂ 🐠 ♂ 👽 ♂ 🌽 ♂ 🎈