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This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
I invited him to my house. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, then slide in my butthole. I punched him away. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Para a Massa
3 dl de leite
3 dl de água
1 casca de limão
uma pitada de sal
70 g de margarina
300 g de farinha
Para o Recheio:
2 latas de atum
2 tomates pelados
1 cebola picada
2 tiras de pimento verde
polpa de tomate q.b.
2 colheres de sopa de vinho branco
pimenta q.b.
salsa picada
2 ovos
pao ralado q.b.
óleo para fritar os rissois
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